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Welcome, weary traveller. Come in and sit down for a spell.

No rush, no pressure — just a cozy corner, a cup of tea, and someone who'll help you sort the chaos whenever you're ready.

The Office Goblin logoThe Office Goblin
· Lanark County, Ottawa Valley & Mississippi Mills — in person; remote across Ontario · Small business & sole proprietor focused · Plain language, no jargon
Not a bookkeeper. A financial & admin goblin.

You focus on the big stuff. I'll handle the everything else.

"If I don't know the answer, I'll tell you — and then I'll go move the earth to find it."

I'm not here to track depreciation and assets you don't have. I'm here to help you balance the day-to-day, so the money coming in doesn't just quietly disappear.

Sound familiar?

Things people actually hire me for.

"My bookkeeping is overwhelming."
"I don't understand HST."
"I keep missing deadlines."
"I'm starting a business."
"I don't know what I don't know."
"My paperwork has taken over."
What I do

The everything else, handled.

The Office Goblin specializes in Ontario sole proprietors and micro businesses. From the books to the busywork — the recurring stuff that piles up and steals your focus.

01

Your day-to-day money

Not depreciation schedules or asset registers — most small & micro businesses don't have those. Just a clear read on what's coming in, what's going out, and a clean profit-and-loss so the money doesn't quietly disappear.

02

The everything else

Inbox and calendar wrangling, invoicing, data entry, documents — the admin magic that keeps things moving so you don't drown in it. You focus on the big stuff.

03

Getting set up

Starting out? A startup package and roadmap session sorts your accounts, HST, deadlines, insurance and systems from day one — with the common pitfalls, and how to fix them.

Not sure where you fit?

If your thing barely feels like a "real business" yet, start here.

You don't need a bookkeeper to have a side hustle. You need to know what you don't know — before it costs you something.

"I've ignored my bookkeeping."
"I have invoices everywhere."
"I'm scared of tax season."
"I don't even know if this counts as a business."
"I just need someone to point me in the right direction."

"I don't even know if this counts as a business"

Start with the DIY guides — idiot-proof, plain-language walkthroughs of the risks, what to expect, and what benefits or programs you can actually use. See The Goblin's Hoard →

"I want someone to just look at my setup once"

A one-time setup session — I look at what you've got, tell you plainly what's fine and what's not. See Done With You →

"I want this fully off my plate"

Monthly support, handled every month, no thinking about it. See Done For You →

Three ways to work together

DIY, done with you, or done for you.

Start wherever makes sense — templates you run yourself, a one-time setup session, or fully hands-off monthly support. You're not buying bookkeeping tasks. You're buying peace of mind, time back, and an organized business.

Tier 1 — DIY

Clarity on where you stand, from $30

Tier 2 — Done With You

A second set of eyes, once, from $150

Tier 3 — Done For You

Off your plate, every month, from $40/mo

See full pricing & tier breakdown →

🍃 Goblin's Note

Tea first. Panic later.

How it works

Four steps to one less thing on your plate.

STEP 01

Free chat

A no-pressure call to hear what's piling up and where you need a hand.

STEP 02

Get connected

We set up access to what I need — securely, only what's necessary.

STEP 03

Monthly support

Each month I keep the books and admin handled, and send a plain-language update.

STEP 04

You breathe

Your evenings are yours again, and nothing's quietly slipping through the cracks.

Why the goblin
  • Trained in executive administration & business accounting
  • Real experience with personal & sole-proprietor taxes
  • Small-business focused — I speak trades, salons, shops & farms
  • Detail-obsessed, so you don't have to be
  • Local, reachable, and straight with you

A capable chaos creature for your business life.

Most small-business owners didn't set out to become part-time bookkeepers and admins — the paperwork just piled on. That's where I come in.

I keep your books accurate and your admin under control all year, so nothing snowballs and there are no nasty surprises come spring.

Read the full story →

Let's talk

Book a free chat.

Tell me what's piling up. No pressure, no jargon — just a straight conversation about whether I can take it off your plate.

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